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Strats
National Lottery:
Date someone hotter than you
Ryanair:
Get a nice hotel
Shell:
Live closer to the sea
Huel:
Learn French on your lunch break
Dulux:
Let your kids run ravage
Royal Mail:
Take dating slow
AirPods:
No more small talk
Fiat 500:
Licence to drive like a learner
Dreams Mattresses:
Be bad, sleep good
Farewill Will Writing:
Leverage while you're alive
Big Yellow:
Hoarder's Anonymous
Kelly's Ice Cream:
A taste of Cornwall,
without ruining it
Wellwoman:
Placebo works
Greggs:
The Brit's pâtisserie
Reese's:
Peanut butter cheating on jelly
Gentle Touch
Medium Rage
Mild Push
AGGRESSIVE
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