Strats

National Lottery:
Date someone hotter than you

Ryanair:
Get a nice hotel

Shell:
Live closer to the sea

Huel:
Learn French on your lunch break

Dulux:
Let your kids run ravage

Royal Mail:
Take dating slow

AirPods:
No more small talk

Wikipedia:
Silence mansplainers

Farewill Will Writing:
Leverage while you're alive

Big Yellow:
Hoarder's Anonymous

Kelly's Ice Cream:
A taste of Cornwall,
without ruining it

Wellwoman:
Placebo works

Greggs:
The Brit's pâtisserie

Reese's:
Peanut butter cheating on jelly